Here we go again travel tip… when jetting on Spirit aboard an a/320 may I suggest sitting in seat 30c … near the rear lavoratory with the ever swinging door… There you can watch like the lottery winner you are.. 150 plus people play a game of musical chair or impending incontinence…. pure entertainment… for just the price of a ticket..
As a bonus round you can get high as a kite from the wafting..off of the swirling blue chemical cloud.. morning mist…
if you are extreamly lucky a 4 year old little boy with ringlets for hair will be jumping up and down like a jack in the box in a seat nearby and throwing a my way tantrum…
You may watch as his mother performs the attempt to sooth the child with yet another dose of refined sugar in the processed apple juice…
I suspect if poured over the head with ice would have the desired effect of snappleing him out of it. I wonder if Jacking off in the lavoratory at 30,000 feet would qualify one to become a member of the mile high club.
Such decorum in travel these days… where is my pipe , bedroom slippers and pajamas….
J.
Jacking off in the lavoratory at 30,000 feet..